hipster-queen:

Here’s my final for my Time Arts class. I wrote a comic about my Kenyan sand boa, Boo. 

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khaleesibeyonce:

for months ive been collecting my fave of bizarre tumblr insults from famous posts in a note thingy on my phone omfg it cracks me up every time. there are truly some creative people here on tumblr.com

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altairspants:

"i dont like short hair on girls" yeah well i dont like short dicks on guys but here u are

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@3 days ago with 603751 notes

black-knife:

People ask me how I’m so skinny and I’m sitting here like “I just ate 7 pieces of pizza for dinner and I’m still hungry???”

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imperfect000000:

When you wake up and get your period and you’re like “oh that’s why I was crying uncontrollably last night over a jelly bean”

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gayblowjob:

i’m basically a clingy needy piece of shit that just wants to cuddle and to sleep and to watch stupid movies and to make out with you. oh and i also want you to play with my hair until i fall asleep

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@4 days ago with 395563 notes
black-knife:

Excuse me
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