buttgenie:

writeworld:

Instead of whispered, consider:

  • murmured
  • mumbled
  • muttered
  • breathed
  • sighed
  • hissed
  • mouthed
  • uttered
  • intoned
  • susurrated
  • purred
  • said in an undertone
  • gasped
  • hinted
  • said low
  • said into someone’s ear
  • said softly
  • said under one’s breath
  • said in hushed tones
  • insinuated

aye lil mama let me insinuate in ya ear

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@8 hours ago with 455499 notes

shitshilarious:

beyoncefashionstyle:

Happy birthday Kanye 

Beyoncé: “Oh gawd yassss”

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@2 days ago with 302147 notes

mamamantis:

"what’s the saddest, most poignant thing u can think of"

"two white people are in love but there are Complications that make it kinda hard"

"visionary. fund the movie"

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@4 days ago with 69153 notes
7thlettter:

before i stole some soda

7thlettter:

before i stole some soda

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@5 days ago with 220038 notes

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@6 days ago with 282463 notes

llook-forward-to-tomorrow:

How many innocent cats have been lifted in the air because of The Lion King?

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@1 day ago with 154870 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

And the winner of Most Unfortunate Name goes to…

tastefullyoffensive:

And the winner of Most Unfortunate Name goes to…

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@3 days ago with 107258 notes
forever90s:

Before I discovered the Internet.

forever90s:

Before I discovered the Internet.

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@4 days ago with 455993 notes

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@6 days ago with 103213 notes

I hate my friends

noo-interruption:

lokis-army-at-221b:

wingsofjusice:

youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

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But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

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Cry

but what did your driving instructor say

WHAT DID HE SAY

THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER

152,000 people want to know what your teacher responded.

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@1 week ago with 511471 notes